‘Ash, I know you’re not interested, but, do you remember me telling you that the 15yr old player, JJ Gabriel’s father demanded the boy play for the first team or else he’d leave for Real Madrid? Then I mentioned Lisandro Martinez being interviewed after United’s defeat by Atletico saying the owners hadn’t spent enough on players, to which Wayne Rooney replied ‘I don’t know why he’s saying that as he’d be one of the players who’d be out’

Then, after the 4-1 defeat by Como, Bruno Fernandes said on live tv the tactics were wrong and he had wanted to press but Carrick and the coaching staff didn’t.

Well, they’re playing Bournemouth today , who beat AC Milan 3-0 the other night and they’re saying Bruno will drop to the bench because of his outburst. Do you think they’ll do that?

Ash, you still there? Ash?