‘Ash. You know how I’m always telling you I used to think people in important jobs were cleverer, nicer and more professional than me? Well, the President of America posted the video of the poor sod who entered the tiger enclosure and was killed. Turned out he had mental health issues. No,no no the poor guy who died not the President!

But the President of the United States of America then posted an AI generated video of himself grappling and overcoming a tiger!’

‘Sorry, I’m heading out for a hair appointment d, but you get worse with your stories. I mean that’s ludicrous and never happened. I’m beginning to worry about you. Stick to football. See you later.’