It must never be boring in the Elon Musk household. From ‘I’m going to invent an electric car’ to ‘I’m going to invent a large tube through which I’m going to send people at high speed from one place to another’ to ‘I’m going to invent a co-worker robot which looks like a scary thing from Terminator’. So this week, Elon revealed Maximus. Apparently, Maximus will be mass produced just like Dyson hoovers, to take over those boring jobs like building cars, putting things in Amazon boxes and writing Donald Trump’s tweets’
Can’t imagine turning round on the production line, putting an arm round Maximus and asking it ‘hey Max, it’s Friday night, fancy going for a beer and shoot some pool?’
Watch and be scared…….
The second big news item of the week was Lewis Hamilton being fined £22,000 for forgetting to take off his jewellery before the latest race in Singapore. Yes, the forgetful Lewis had forgotten to remove his……nose stud.
He said he couldn’t remove it because it was ‘soldered in’. This is the very reason Corporal Klinger from Mash never made it in Formula One 🤭🤭🤭
Hopefully, we’ll have more One Minute News next week. Enjoy your week, and, remember, you’re on a ball of rock hurtling through space at 186,000mph with a large heater stuck next to it. It’s the best designed open prison ever. 😀 Enjoy
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