I normally try to lighten the world with childish humour. This is where I’ll return to once I’ve had my one, and, hopefully, only rant of 2026. This HAS to be the year the people of Planet Earth get their world back. I’ve always said 98% of the world’s population just want to live their life as happily as they can without the other 2% ruining it. Unfortunately we currently have lunatics and madmen running the place, causing mayhem and destruction in their wake. Sitting watching ICE agents chasing, hitting and shooting people in American cities is one of the saddest, maddest, craziest things I’ve ever seen.
In one video a 79yr old shop owner is barged to the ground in his store by an ICE agent presumably trying to apprehend an employee. The 79yr old man gets up and heads outside where he finds more ICE agents handcuffing a young male. When he tries to help explain the guy has legitimate papers he is pushed to the ground with force, hitting his head, breaking his ribs and badly bruising his arm. This shouldn’t be America in 2026. There are over 20,000 ICE agents costing 30 billion dollars. It’s estimated with detention centre building and staff it’ll cost upwards of $170 billion.
As if ICE wasn’t bad enough, Trump created DOGE. The Department of Government Efficiency. He even appointed the brightest man in the room, Elon Musk, to run it. He waded in with a possee of young bright starlet geniuses who the bold Musk said would save $2 trilllion in federal spending. Trump even started inviting Elon, despite him not being officially a vetted government member, to cabinet meetings. Musk would reveal his t-shirts with ‘TECH SUPPORT’ , ‘OCCUPY MARS’ or the cringing ‘DOGEFATHER’. It would turn out to be much easier to get him to reveal his T-shirts than it was to get him to reveal actual savings.
Things started to unravel when the DOGE geniuses were allegedly given access to all kinds of secure classified government information . Then, the giant brain gave not one but two ‘salutes’ at a conference followed by a live video speech of support to a far right party in Germany. Suddenly Tesla sales were plummeting and Cybertrucks were being attacked left, right and underneath. Musk, being a genius with an IQ of (wait a minute……he’s never published his IQ……..😂) pleaded with Trump to help him. Cue Trump sitting in a Tesla in front of the White House.
As the Ketamine Kid and He Who Would Be King cosied up to try and flog a Tesla on the White House lawn, things were about to unravel. As Trumps ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ rolled through Congress, an already ruffled Musk started attacking Trump via his X platform. Soon both ‘geniuses’ were at each others throats. Musk yelled the Bill would ‘bankrupt America!’. He even threatened to start his own ‘America’ party.
To be honest, I’d have long since slapped both of them with a wet fish and chased them out of town. But, worse was to come……….
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