‘Over to you VAR require a possible handball check’

Scottish VAR team

‘Naw Ah don’t think it’s handbaw’

‘Excuse me have you actually looked at the footage’

‘Don’t need to pal. Di ye no ken Maradonna’s a wee midget and thoan Shilton’s 8ft 3”?’

” Are you sure? Can you actually view the footage please? “

Aye okay keep yer heid pal

………. Chortling

Okay it looks like a subjective foul by Shilton on the wee man

Subjective foul? What’s that?

* Whispers* subject to you lot going on aboot 1966 ya fanny

Sorry I didn’t pick that up

We said it looks like the goalkeeper punches the ball onto the wee man and the rebound ends up in the net. He then follows through with force

Are you absolutely sure? You don’t want me to look at it on the monitor?

Naw. it rebounds intae the goal and it wid have been a penalty if it hadn’t gone in

I can’t believe this!

Look pal it’s a goal just like thoan yin ye scored in 1966. Get over it